length of average dating rituals - George dating a lady jerry

They go on a double date with George and his new girlfriend and it's obvious that Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him, which drives George to extremes.

Elaine is dating a man named Joel Rifkin - not the serial killer - but he seems oblivious to his name and how people react to it.

b: 05-Jul-89 pc: 101 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Art Wolff NOTE: In this episode, Jerry refers to Kramer as Kessler, because we later learn in "The Betrayal" this was the name on the buzzer for Kramer's apartment.

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" Elaine gets George a job at a publishing company; to repay her, he buys her an ostensibly expensive cashmere sweater that has a minor flaw.

Jerry inadvertently reintroduces Elaine's boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, to liquor.

Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side.""You know what I've never understood? When I was a kid, it was always 'WAAAAAH WAAAAAH' and now it's 'WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO'. ""No, when I shoo squirrels away, I always say 'Get out of here." I never ever throw things at them and try to injure them like other people." "That's nice." "Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never ever stare at them, and yet I'm careful not to look away, see, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable.""Why did it all turn out like this for me? It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

Naw, I'm not ready for it."I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you know what I mean? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Did they find out that WOO-WOO was a more effective siren than WAAAH? I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.

This is no longer just some crazy notion, Elaine, Jerry. Just hurling through space in your living room, watching TV. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

That's why all the aliens were always dropping in, because Kirk was the only one that had a big screen. "Well, Bill, the boss thinks you're the man for the job.

That's all you've done, as far as I can tell.""Look at George - he's on his ninth date with Betsy, he still hasn't gotten anywhere with her. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive.

This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgement I've ever had. that's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order).

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